REDSOXS ARE GAY !!!!!!!!!!!

Lets for a minute examine baseball from somebody that finds it almost as interesting as watching flys fuck ! You start off with a wooden stick, a guy tosses a ball at you, your supposed to hit it as far you possibly can, then you run around to thease little white tampon-looking squares in the ground and wait to run again, it's the same shit for 2+ mind numbing hours.While your standing around in a field waiting in your pretty little uniforms looking like a bunch of pansey's with oversized gloves. Lets add some new rules to baseball, for example,
1.when your out, YOUR REALLY OUT !, the umpire shoots you on the spot, (Hey, who needs steriods when the fear of death is the best rush you can get).
2.When one team loses, the winning team gets to brutally rape the losers in front of the audience with sex toys of their choice, (if that's not incentive enough to keep from losing....I don't know what is.) 3.When the benchs clear and all the panseys run out and start slapping each other around like a bunch of drag queens, instead of using hands & fists give each player a crowbar, (hockey wouldn't have shit on baseball), Hell, I would go to a game just to see then knock the fuck out of each other !
4. IF you get in an arguement with a umpire, instead of screaming and shouting in his face like a couple bitchs, make em take off the protective wear and commence to kicking the shit out of each other. (more hockey violence). THose are just some of the ways to spice up baseball, wouln'd it be greath to not give a shit who actually wins, but look forward to the other team gettting fucked in the ass with various types of dildos in PUBLIC ?